New flick in the pipeline! Late-breaking TMZ scoop sez development rights have been optioned for exciting new screenplay.
Working Title: "Dead Woman Talking"
High Concept: “Jabber-fests to pacify the dead…where the hearing-impaired die of boredom…for everyone else, she’s Sominex.”
Story Line: Inspirational biopic of a V.I.N.O.* in end-stage atrophy, finding new purpose in life as a sound system for broadcasting obsolete Marxist clichés to the deaf and dumb.
*Vagina in name only.
Wow! A lackluster blockbuster if ever there was one! Just.Can't.Wait.