Congressman Anthony Weiner’s weiner-dangle on twitter makes high school shenanigans seem mature by comparison. His prank was so infantile it’s hard to believe he sits in a position of high national authority.
That's why it’s hard to resist juvenile commentary about his schnitzel. I mean, come on, what did he expect? He got caught with his hand in the nookie jar!
His supporters are forgiving types, revealing at the same time how their moral GPS needs new batteries. They say it’s nobody’s business what he does. Actually, I agree, as long as he keeps his other hand out of the cookie jar. But I'm pulling my bet off the table. Based on performance, his track record for trust is last place.
Weiner, do everyone a favor. Get lost! If you want to expose yourself, go back to Brooklyn. There’s a job for you there in seedy buildings with little rooms where horny old goats pay $5 for three minutes to watch perverts squirt mustard on a sausage.
Congressman, you schmuck, you’re an embarrassment. Get off the national stage. Your shelf-life just expired.
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