It’s official! The Flushillary! factory outlet and retail center is open for business. And just in time for the 2016 presidential BBQ and rodeo! Come on in, let your inner-vulture soar, and pick through the goodies.
Campaign buttons! Wear your politics on your sleeve or brassiere, or if you’re a piercing and body modification aficionado, in your nose, ear lobes or tongue. Wherever you wear ‘em, these in-your-face babies are collectors’ items, too!
Posters! Featuring Flushillary! logos! Perfect addition for public bathroom stalls, bare bedroom walls, and liberal arts university halls. No front yard is complete without a Flushillary! poster to enhance curb appeal and vex your PC-neighbor.
Bumper stickers! Nothing expresses opinion better than auto bumper stickers. And don’t stop there! Widen the net of inclusivity and emblazon baby strollers, kids’ hot wheels, fanny packs and backpacks with trending sentiments of disdain.
Stop back again soon and scope out more exciting new Flushillary! merchandise roll-outs:
Hygiene products: Tushy-wipes, air fresheners, breath-mints
Office products: Invisible ink, White-out, Delete keys
Sportswear & Exercise gear: Yoga pantsuits, Botox injections
And many more surprises in the pipeline! Price list for all products are available on request. For more info. contact us at email link at top left of this site. See you soon!